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Create your own visitor map!Okay, so here's the deal- Here's what has been utterly FUCKED UP with me lately.
New FursonaI have a new fursona, because lets face it: Sephiroth Q the vampire Necroman sucked ass. He just did. It was a dumb name, and he was a dumb furry too, so Im leaving him behind.
I decided to call my new character Zephyr Wolf-fox. I havent made up my mind whether Im going to make any changes to his character, but hey- hes a new character and I always develop these characters very fluidly. So yeah, Ill probably change his fur scheme a bit, eventually change his tail and ears so that he looks a
little more wolf-like, but for now Im fairly happy with what Ive got. Hes a cute little bugger, especially when he wears my favorite little tropical vacation shirts and thats one thing I DEFINITELY wont change about him. So yes, I have a new fursona, and since I put a lot more thought into him than Necroman, I feel that hes a keeper.
And before you ask, YES. I KNOW HIS NAME MAKES HIM SOUND LIKE A TOTAL FAGGOT QUEER. DEAL WITH IT. If you want to call me something but saying Zephyr makes you feel gayer than Neil Patrick Harris then for heavens sake, you can still call me Zeph. Its the same thing, and I thought of that too while making up a name for the little guy. You can call him Zep, and that makes him even sound like a roadie for a heavy metal band. SO thats it for the fursona- I will likely be building a cast of other characters around him, especially since I am making some major adjustments to my writing priorities as well
LIFE (and how much it bites my ass)Mostly, I've just had a bunch of shit happen to me recently- my Kia Sephia crap-car finally puked out and died- now I have to drive to and from school every day in a Dodge Dakota truck. Which wouldn't be that bad, really, if the thing didn't already have 140,000 miles on it and it's the last car I'm going to get until I'm making enough money to afford one on my own. (and if the condition of the US Economy is any fucking indication to me, it is going to be VERY LONG before that happens) That's it. No more bail outs from my parents. And that's really the way it ought to be because Mamma bird needs to push the baby out of the nest- he's been in there too long. But anyway.
Also, Over the past year I have become QUITE UN-ENAMORED with my screen name. I used to love this screenname, because it meant that I could carry the flag and banner of what I thought was the best supervillain the RPG universe had to offer- Better than Melbu Framma, better than Ultimecia, better than Zeromus, I would have gladly taken it in the face from the one-winged angel and did not ever mind saying so. THAT WAS BACK IN 1999. Now, in 2008, SEPHIROTH IS A FUCKING T-SHIRT AND A MEME FROM 4-CHAN.
AND I HATE HIM NOW. More appropriately, I hate the Sephiroth fanbase- much as I do the SOnic the Hedgehog fandom. DO I hate the characters themselves? well, I kinda dislike Amy Rose, I really can't tolerate Shadow the Emohog for too long, I CERAINLY don't fucking like what they've done with Sonic and most of his friends to satisfy the bratty, preteen audience that they have now, but mostly what I dislike about the fandoms is the FANS THEMSELVES. There's only so much a big black fox in a trenchcoat can tolerate before he wants to tap into his super-sayan powers, go KAMEHAMEHA! and HADOKEN the filthy, felandering FUCK out of everyone within destructive deathrape range. But I do not
want to HADOKEN everyone- it takes ever so much effort and it would honestly be much easier for me to just turn around and walk away. Yeah. There'll be dumb arsefehks in the fur fandom. I fucking expect it. I'm gonna go to Anthrocon in 2009 and cockwolf and masturbation fox will probably give me an attitude for mixing their species and offending them. They can honestly get fucked. But I feel quite confident that as much retardation as I am to encounter in the furry fandom, it shall be at most HALF of the braindead shite I have had to trip over during my four year journey through the Sonic the Hedgehog fandom. SO I AM SAYING GOODBYE TO IT FOREVER.
This of course also means that I am abandoning Sonic Genome as my story. I may still write in it every now and again, but I honestly do not care to continue it actively anymore. Come on- NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS FUCKING READING IT NOW. (As a matter of fact, no one is reading this either- how 'bout that? I'm talking to myself! Isn't insanity FUN?!) Its fucking copyrighting anyway, so its not like I could ever publish the story professionally, and as beautiful as most of it was it was also a story whose meaning could not be understood by those who read it- not because it wasnt written well, but because it was Sonic fan fiction and you just are NOT SUPPOSED TO USE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG TO SAY ANYTHING IMPORTANT. Maybe someday I will be able to, but for now I am moving on with Fionna, and am also going to come up with a story series featuring my new furry character. Now that I've gotten my school situation under control- and let's face it, I'm not even gonna try to get a job if we're sinking into another 1930's depression- I've decided to come back to e-Land and stay a while. Getting a new fur affinity page, getting a new DeviantART page, NOT getting a new live journal though because I just don't fucking use it enough anymore. But yeah, there will be more art from me soon, and no I have not forgotten about Reaper's trade piece. I just haven't had the time lately.
AND NOW- Now that I am done being cool, done being nice, and done being RATIONAL-
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?RantSO, whos been wondering how Ive been doing lately? What the shit happened to me? Did I fall off a cliff, commit suicide, get arrested in Detroit for slapping a supermarket retard with twelve pounds of raw deli processed bacon while wearing a giant squirrel fursuit with nipple tassels? Actually no, Ive just been looking in futility for a career and some insurance so I can go to a dentist and get my teeth sandblasted. But alas, to no avail! I still have no health insurance, I still go to community college, and I still work at Wendys with an irate boss I have to fantasize about macro-stomping in order to avoid tearing the skin off of my own face. I live at home with my parents, split my time between applying for jobs I know Im not going to get and writing stories/ drawing art no one looks at, I have no friends, no girlfriend/boyfriend, no money, and I feel like shit half of the time. Its a wonderful FUCKING life and I hate it.
Now, sometimes people I know (and sometimes people I dont) will feel the need to greet me when they see me in public. Ill be walking down an isle at Shaws market or Ill be strolling down a street sidewalk or on a rare occasion, Ill be bashing my head into a wall and someone will just come up and say HAI. Often they wont stop there, they will try to initiate me in some mundane conversation and the most usual method theyll use is to ask me about my LIFE. Theyll ask me whats going on in my LIFE and how LIFE is treating me and how Im so glad to be ALIVE until my eyes puss, my ears bleed, and rubber cement starts trying to come out of my nose. Which will now bring me to the topic of this rant
KNOW WHAT I HATE? Part 57How are U?
Im sure as I can be that this makes me sound like a total ogre- after all, this is supposedly somebody CARING about me and about how life is treating me right? I should be happy that at least somebody seems to give a shit about me enough to ask me how my days going. I mean hey- if this worlds already full of ass holes; if Im surrounded by morons who will vote for somebody because theyve got a god damn party affiliation and an endorsement from Halliburton, it might be nice to know that someone gives a blue-and-yellow-purple fuck about me, my family, my furries, my cat, and my eternal migraine! I certainly wouldnt blow up the planet because someone actually gave a crap about me, would I? Me? A guy who donates regularly to food pantries and soup kitchens because I like caring about people in general? I personally like it when people give up their time and energy for others, it helps make the world a less sucky fucking place! But as much as I love the genuine article, as much as I appreciate people who truly give a damn abut the people around them and the world they live in, I cannot STAND the fucking hypocrisy of someone who PRETENDS to give a fuck about you so that they SEEM like a nicer person! So that they can pat themselves on the back and say see Im such a nice person! I ask people how theyre doing! Of course, I dont REALLY care at all about you- and I really dont WANT to hear about how your days going- but Im going to PRETEND that I shit gold bricks of love and care so that everyone else around me thinks that Im not a BASTARD! Ya know, its like those people who PRETEND to care about poor, diseased, abandoned orphans lying in gutters in ghettos in New York City, then they take peoples donations and give them to some fat ass Wendys corporate executive so that he can buy himself ANOTHER fucking summer home in the Bahamas. Its like taking in a Cuban refugee only to put them to work in a cotton field for little or no money, then patting yourself on the back for giving an underprivileged person an opportunity. Yeah, Right! How about I

retend to care about you when you get in a DUI car accident from driving after drinking a gallon of whisky, by sending a bottle of triple-distilled to your hospital room with a card reading hope you get better, you drunken fuck? Hey! Im caring, too! I can care about you just like you can care about me! Ill drop you off the top story of a building, steal your wallet and all the money in it, beat up your sister while wearing a fox suit, drink all the beer in your house, and when Im done Ill come up to you with a cheery smile and ask HOW IS YOU? HOW IS YOU DOOIN? while you squirt blood out of every opening in your face! Are we starting to see whats wrong with that?
Well, hey! Lets just go ahead and give this a perspective challenge! After all, I CARE ABOUT YOO! I give enough of a cock fart to put myself in your shoes and try to understand you! Of course, Im really only pretending to care, arent I? I actually dont give a fistfuck worth of a shit about what you think or feel, because ultimately I will find it to be along the intellectual lines of a partially aborted Baboon with down syndrome. But hey, Ill do it anyway, because if you can PRETEND to care, so can I! (jumps into giant game of pretending to have a life)
Isnt life fucking great? Isnt it wonderful? Everywhere you look, your brothers and sisters of humanity are polluting the forests, cutting down trees and slaughtering helpless aminals for no decent reason at all! Life is grand! But hey! Some people dont think so! Lets pretend that we care about those forests and plants and animals that were gassing up, shooting up, and fucking up; lets pretend that we give a dingle berry shit about the environment by making a goddamn television PSA, and lets pretend that we care about the fucking animals that were rolling over with our eighteen wheel truck by joining PETA! Lets PLAY!
Its like fucking BARBIE! Lets pretend! Lets play Barbie and pretend that we care about starving people in Ethiopia while were throwing away 60 tons of McDonalds burgers, fries, chicken nuggets- enough food to FEED those malnourished people forever- lets PRETEND that we care about them by filming video of them and putting it on TV so that people will PRETEND to donate to our cause! Hey, there are soldiers DYING in Iraq! Lets PRETEND to care about them by ripping out their funding, trapping them over there with no way out OR a solution, then lets carry signs outside fucking Washington saying bring our troops home while were foreclosing their FUCKING MORTGAGES! LETS PRETEND! Lets PRETEND to give a shit about the School system! Lets PRETEND to care about Elian Gonzales! Lets PRETEND to care about Fievel Mousekewitz! Lets PRETEND to care about Global Warming, England, the Whales, Black people, the poor, the hungry, the uninsured, and the disabled! LETS PLAY A GIANT FUCKING GAME OF PRETEND, AND ITLL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WERE NOT COMPLETE, HORRIBLE BASTARDS! Because this is America, the land where the bravery is pretend, and the dream is a LIE!
And hey! While Im at it, ILL PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOU TOO! Hi! HOW ARE YOU! You sad, unemployed, well-educated FUCK! HOW-HAVE-YOU-BEEN? Its not like I really want to hear about how youd do anything to get the shit out of this job, I dont want t hear about how dumb life is, I want you to just say oh Im good so that I can then smile, nod, and go on pretending that I wouldnt have told you to shut the fuck up the second you told me anything! Ill even stand there and ramble on then about MY life- after all, if I can pretend to care about you, you should have to pretend to care about me, too!- and babble on for a half n hour while holding up your drive through lane! And its all okay, because our lives are for pretend anyway, right?
(zaps back into Wolf-fox mode) Okay, I think I know whats going on here- and this is a result of a combination of Avarice and Guilt. We Americans are pompous, pious, self-righteous, de-humanizing, rich, FATASS BASTARDS. And as such, we do pompous deeds, say pompous things, and look down on everyone else as being less fortunate than ourselves. And we dont just do this on an individual level either, do we? I mean hey- Fuck me, okay? Im just one fucking person who honestly doesnt deserve that much care or attention anyway-but we do this to EVERYONE. And then, when the world decides to treat America like the self-obsessed ADIDAS kid on the playground, we feel PRETEND GUILT. And we do with that guilt what any logical person would expect a fake-o drama bitch to do with it- WE PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT THE WORLD! Its all a lie, its all an act- there are some pitiful cracker Americans out there who really do give a fuck enough to donate a buck or two to the Feinstein foundation- but for the most part, we only care to the extent that it doesnt cost us any of our time, any of our MONEY, any of our energy, any of our lives- because when you ask us to actually HELP those Ethiopian kids, thats when you see those charity drives clear out REALLY GODDAM FAST! Its bad enough that 99.99999% of the world really doesnt care about ANYTHING AT ALL, not a fucking thing in the whole universe, but its really fucking insulting when the people who just dont care PRETEND THAT THEY DO! I like people who care, and I stand up with anyone who is a contributor to solutions in our country- but thats BECAUSE I actually GIVE of myself. I shell out at least 20 bucks to Adoption RI every year, and I donate a full weeks worth of food to a food pantry EVERY Christmas. And Im fucking poor, remember? I dont buy SUVs, I dont buy huge DVD collections, I dont buy expensive decorations for my home, nor would I ever- Id take that money and Id help stop some diseased fuck from dying on the street. And hey, I KNOW its virtually impossible to care about other people in todays society. All Im saying is that if you DONT care, than just have the honesty to come up to me and SAY IT- dont be a coward, and dont you DARE pretend to give a fuck about me, because otherwise Im gonna demonstrate some good ol American style care for YOU by PRETENDING to give a shit about the collapse of your stock portfolio, you prattling bitch!
This is Sephiroth Q. Necroman, and that is DEFINITELY all for now, Im not FUCKING PRETENDING!
That is all for now!
Sephiroth Q. Necroman
MY PET "SPIDER" LINCOLN
